Family Pictures

Our family took family pictures today. I put my camera on a tripod and pushed the timer button. This is the best out of ten shots. We've done it like this for years. Sometimes I have to photoshop faces to get everyone looking at the camera, smiling, and take away zits and red-eye. This year I only had to fix one person, see if you can tell which one.

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I took a survey and answered a bunch of questions about my physique and moral qualms with respect to defending myself against a pack of five year olds. If the case may arise, I have at least an idea of how many might be too much for me to handle... the number being 30. See for yourself.

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