Clinch Your Teeth, Relax Your Lips

I got a new video camera for myself for my birthday.  I takes some serious slow motion movie.  I can't wait to see it wakeboarding.  (adjust to the highest quality)

Season's Greetings 2012

Christmas Card 2012

(Copyright: DW Photography)

Eye Halve A Spelling Checker

I halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weigh four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is made
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased to no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

New Ap I Got

Don't be confused by my really tanned fingers, but here I am shredding a guitar solo from my favorite Megadeath song on my old ipad.

Four Peaks on Ice

I was accompanied by Jeff McMillain, of the Mesa McMillains.  I chose to invite Jeff on account of his heartiness, courage, and physical stamina.  I knew it would be an interesting hike because of the uncharacteristic weather.  Behold...

Ezra Taft Benson vs. Barack Obama

Frontsight

Sitting in the classroom.

There is no such thing as "too much ammo"

Junior High School Flashbacks

Completion of second day. 

Congratulatory "Finisher" certificate.

This weekend, KC Woolf, Bruce Woolf, Kyle Martin and I met up near Las Vegas, NV to attend a two day defensive handgun course at Frontsight Firearms Training.  It is basically a "White Man Convention" where everyone carries a gun and you wonder, "What's THAT guy's story."  I know they were thinking the same thing about me.  We had a great time shooting and honing our skills to become better, safer, and deadlier. 

Facial Symmetry

   I am curious what everyone's face looks like mirrored, and how symmetrical they are. 

This is the left side of my face mirrored compared to the right side of my face mirrored with the original on the top.  As you can clearly see, my left ear sticks out more than the right. (98.31% symmetrical not including the ears) as calculated on http://www.symmeter.com/index.html

What the What?

Obama told the cheering crowd "You didn't elect me to tell you what you wanted to hear. You elected me to tell you the truth.

Ok, Obama. You say you were elected to tell the truth lets start by you telling the American people the truth as to why you are the first president in American history to do the following:

First President to refuse to show a valid Birth Certificate.
First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner
First President to have a social security number from a state he's never lived in
First President to Preside over a Cut to the Credit Rating of the United States Government
First President to Violate the War Powers Act
First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels
First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law
First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third Party
First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs-- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs
First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of Companies to His Union Supporters
First President to Bypass Congress and Implement the DREAM Act Through Executive Fiat
First President to "Order a Secret Amnesty Program that Stopped the Deportations of Illegal Immigrants Across the US , Including Those With Criminal Convictions"
First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political Appointees
First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into Space
First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places
First President to Have a Law Signed By an 'Auto-pen' Without Being "Present"
First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It
First President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate Increases
First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory
First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN, etc)

First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago
First President to Fire an Inspector General of Ameri-corps for Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case
First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to bid on Government Contracts
First President to appoint 45 'czars' to replace elected officials in his office.
First President to Golf 73 separate Times in His First Two-and-a-Half Years in Office
First President to hide his medical, educational, and travel records
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it
First President to coddle America's enemies while alienating America's allies
First President to publicly bow to Americas enemies while refusing to salute the US flag
First President to go on multiple Global apology tours.
First President to go on 17 'vacations', including 'date nights' paid for by the taxpayer

This list will do for openers, cause you got awhole lot more truth telling to

Heaven 2012